Editor 1: Just to warn you, today is day one of my week-long Coca Cola hiatus. I might be irritable for the rest of the week.
Editor 2: …you can still have caffeine, right?
Editor 1: I don’t drink coffee, so unless you have, like, a caffeine pill…
Editor 2 opens desk drawer to reveal a bag of chocolate-covered espresso beans and Excedrin Migraine (active ingredient: caffeine).